Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Disappearing Act.

Yesterday, around 1 P.M., I was taking a nap in my dorm room. Alex Ball had left just a few hours before and I was finally catching up on sleep. I woke up to a knock at the door. "Fuck that, I'm not answering it." I thought to myself. Then I heard a key go into the door. This is quite peculiar because 1. the door was unlocked and 2. no one has a key but me. I figured I was dreaming.

A kid who I'm assuming was a fellow first year comes in and sheepishly introduces himself as "JP" and tells me that he is my new roommate. He seems pretty shy but also quite happy to be there. Being the antithesis of a normal person I grumbled a "nice to meet you" and then told him that he couldn't move in until I had cleaned the room. He told me he had class till 6:30 or so, and would that be enough time to clean. I said "Absolutely," and he left. I went back to sleep.

When I awoke a few hours later, fully energized, I realized I had some serious cleaning to do. I knew this day would come, but I had no idea it would be this abrupt. Combine that with the Hurricane Alex Ball that had wrecked my room the few days prior and I was in for some heavy duty tidying up. I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning, until my class at 6:30. I also grabbed a bite to eat with my mom, who was in town for a few hours to see a specialized doctor.

So, 6:30 came and went and still no roommate. I went on some adventures that night and returned to my room at 3:00 A.M. Still no roommate. I woke up this morning at 8. No roommate. I went to class, slept through my 2:00 class and he still hadn't arrived. It is now 24 hours after he was supposed to come back and I haven't heard a word. Nothing from my R.A., I haven't seen him around campus, None of his stuff is here. I don't know what to make of it.

I think I might be going crazy.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

CHECK OUT THIS SHIT

Gearcrisis.blogspot.com

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Quote of the day:

I was walking out of class today and a girl asked me where I was going and offered me her umbrella. I accepted because I was drenched. We didn't talk much and after about three minutes she looks down at her phone and says, "Oh my god! My friend just texted me 'I'm giving Sam head!'" I asked her who Sam was and she told me, "He's our RA."

Monday, August 25, 2008

College...

sucks. Get me outta here.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Polar Bears...


skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Arts& Crafts

Made this today.


Dreamcatchers are meant to catch bad dreams that might plague the sleeping person near them, but good dreams know how to fly through the hole in the center and bless the person with perfect sleep. The bad dreams that are caught in the web then die with the light of the next day.