Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Yesterday was Nicholet Lee Mitchell's 18th birthday.


In addition to Andre 3000.

In addition to Andre 3000. Interesting fact about Andre 3k: he's vegan.
Happy belated birthday to two of my favorite people!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Prince Fielder is a vegetarian.


and the youngest player to hit 50 home runs, at age 23. he is also the son of cecil fielder.

Monday, May 19, 2008

George W. Bush's favorite song is My Sharona.




Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Come a little closer huh, ah will ya huh.
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona.
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up. Such a dirty mind.
Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me.
It is just a matter of time Sharona
Is it just destiny, destiny?
Or is it just a game in my mind, Sharona?
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...

Risque, President Bush.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Apparently, I'm a professional skydiver.

I don't want to go into full details because I'm tired, you probably don't care, and it would take a long time; but Allen Bondurant bet me $1000 dollars that I couldn't go skydiving in the next 24 hours (from 6PM Friday). After many interventions from third parties, some smooth talking, some hiding, an Indian reservation, and dealing with the WEIRDEST people...I did it. Now Allen owes me $1000 by the end of summer. If you see him, tell him to pay me. This is what he looks like:

If you ask me in person the whole story, I'll be sure to tell you. I'd like to think it's a pretty good one, I just hate typing. EDIT: Allen is on the right.

Peace out,
Taylor "the thousand dollar man" Logue

Friday, May 9, 2008

The ocean is a crazy place.


45 feet.
1000+ pounds.
Colossal Squid.
Jesus...

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Iggy Pop's real name is James Jewell Osterberg, Jr.


The Godfather of Punk, known for cutting himself with glass, vomiting and undressing on stage.

And he could still kick the shit out of you, even if he is over 60 years old.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Russophobia is the fear of Russians.


Yikes.


Here are a few more phobias and their correct names:
Arachnophobia: fear of spiders
Arrhenphobia: fear of men
Atychiphobia: fear of failure
Autophobia: fear of being alone
Enochlophobia: fear of crowds
Eurotophobia: fear of female genitalia
Judeophobia: fear of Jews
Kathisophobia: fear of sitting down
Lygophobia: fear of darkness
Methyphobia: fear of alcohol
Myrmecophobia: fear of ants
Oneirophobia: fear of dreams
Ornithophobia: fear of birds
Ouranophobia: fear of heaven
Ranidaphobia: fear of frogs
Russophobia: fear of russians
Technophobia: fear of technology
Virginitiphobia: fear of rape
Xerophobia: fear of dryness
Zeusophobia: fear of gods
Zoophobia: fear of animals
Zemmiphobia: fear the great mole rat

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Sleep is extremely important.

The 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill off Alaska, the Challenger space shuttle disaster and the Chernobyl nuclear accident have all been attributed to human errors in which sleep-deprivation played a role.

Also apparently, it should take 10 to 15 minutes for a normal person to fall asleep. Any less and that person is sleep deprived. It takes me 2-4 mins. Therefore, tonight, I have decided I will be going to bed as soon as possible.


Oil spill.

The Challenger exploding.

The aftermath of the explosion at Chernobyl

Sleep more.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Cops don't give up.

Police in Osaka, Japan, mobilized in January to apprehend fugitive Hirofumi Fukuda, 27, who was wanted for assaulting an officer (which tends to get the attention of fellow officers). By the end of the two-hour episode, a helicopter and 460 patrol cars, involving 2,240 law-enforcement officers, were on the case.