Apparently, I'm a professional skydiver.

I don't want to go into full details because I'm tired, you probably don't care, and it would take a long time; but Allen Bondurant bet me $1000 dollars that I couldn't go skydiving in the next 24 hours (from 6PM Friday). After many interventions from third parties, some smooth talking, some hiding, an Indian reservation, and dealing with the WEIRDEST people...I did it. Now Allen owes me $1000 by the end of summer. If you see him, tell him to pay me. This is what he looks like:

If you ask me in person the whole story, I'll be sure to tell you. I'd like to think it's a pretty good one, I just hate typing. EDIT: Allen is on the right.

Peace out,
Taylor "the thousand dollar man" Logue